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" I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. "

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" Everyone has a crazy old lady in their family like 'Mama.' No one ever comes up to me and says 'Mama' is just like them, so no one is ever offended by her. Even young people like to laugh at her. I think she helps kids appreciate their own grandmothers more. "

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" I do love pasta. It gets me into trouble. If I could give up pasta and bread, I'd look like Cate Blanchett. "

" I went to UCLA, my dad's alma mater, and that was his dream. "

" There's going to be a picture of 'Mama' on my obit. "

" I often feel like I could fall off the face of the Earth. As long as 'Mama' was around, nobody would really miss me. People really think of her as an actual person. People all the time see me and ask, 'Where's Mama?' Like she should be with me. "