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" I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature. "
Dylan Moran
Never
Sense
Blessed
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" I'm organised in some ways, but not in others. "
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" I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom. "
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" The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty. "
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" A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan, but around people of the Mad Men generation, people like John Cheever and, in more modern times, Don DeLillo, who I always mention. "
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" I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it. "
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" Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20. "
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" I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that, or it's like this, and that's really up to them, that's fine, but I don't sit around all day analysing it. I just try and enjoy a show and interest myself because if I don't do that then I won't interest anybody else. "
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" I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist. "
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" I'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape. "
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" The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very good at your thing. How much do you invest in what they say? How much do you care? Failure is not putting yourself on the line. "
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Think
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" I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it. "
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Day
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" The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms. "
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" I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don't know what that tells you. People who look like... they're waiting for a sandwich that's never going to come. I don't know what's wrong with me. "
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" Home gigs can be hard because it's an odd collision. More than anything, I feel self-conscious when my family are in the audience. I'm doing this job which is not quite acting - part of it is me, part performance. You're presenting a cartoon of yourself to people who know you as a line-drawing. "
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" The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity. "
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Even
Mysterious
" I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target. "
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" I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme. "
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Office
Very
Thought
" We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy. "
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Both
Writing
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" When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office. "
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" I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything. "
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" I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. "
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" You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself. "
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" You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way. "
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" Do your own thing. Speak in your voice. "
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" I don't watch a whole lot of stand up. Mainly I prefer to read writers; they make me laugh the most. Something gets you when you're alone and someone's voice is coming through their work. There's a different quality to it that stays with you a bit more. "
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" I wouldn't be in a huge hurry to go back to Kansas. It was just bizarre. There's a lot of very, very heavy set people who believe in whatever they were told, because they didn't seem to get out very much or be interested in leaving where they were. They just didn't seem that curious, and I find that a little hard to deal with. "
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" It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book. "
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" When I was young, all the politicians looked like ancient Latin teachers or greengrocers. They were mumbly, stumbly men with their hair blowing in their eyes, walking into trees, opening the wrong door. They had no idea how to present themselves. "
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" I've always been a big consumer of American journalism over the years and had an interest in the history of it and of the press in America; how it has changed. "
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