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" I watch a lot of ESPN. I just kind of keep it on for long periods of time and watch guys yell at each other about sports things. "

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" Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. "

" I hope to direct a feature very soon. That is a big goal for me. I'm looking forward to hopefully getting that opportunity. "

" I just - I like the saccharin and the gooeyness of 'Bachelor,' and how just gross and like falsely romantic it is. Whereas, like, the 'Real Housewives' is just raw, and it's just - it's the fights that get me. It's just very uncomfortable for me. "

" I like shows where, like, there's a team that they're against the world. "

" 'Party Down' was one of the most magical, special experiences of my professional career. Also special in my personal life, too. I made really good friends, and I had just a great time, and it was a great part. "

" I guess there are people who are like, 'Here's one thing, and I'm gonna do it,' but I can't. I don't have the capacity to have that singular focus. I need to try to get a lot of things going 'cause you never know what's gonna hit. "

" The key to acting is less acting and just reacting. "

" It's absolutely surprising to me how well 'The State' has held up as far as people liking it and having fond memories of it, considering it's a sketch show. "

" It wasn't that much of a stretch to play a gay demon. I am, you know, both gay and a demon. Don't tell my wife. "

" I love horror comedies, and I love horror movies. In particular, I love horror movies from the '80s that have practical monsters in them. They're not just slasher movies with people going to kill people in people's houses. Although I do like 'The Last House on the Left,' and things like that, I do like these ridiculous monster movies. "

" I like Comic-Con. It's always nice to talk to people who are fans of 'Children's Hospital.' "

" I love that there are so many 'Veronica Mars' fans. I was not a regular on the show. I was lucky enough to just come on. I loved the character. But, I never really realized the rabid fans that it had. I just didn't know. "

" I'm a huge 'Eastbound & Down' fan. I'm an enormous Danny McBride fan. "

" I'm not going to deny that I enjoy a good four or five hour karaoke session. But who doesn't? "

" Hey, don't knock Judy Blume. Without her, my younger self would never have been able to decode the random acts of madness perpetrated by the fascinating creature known as the teenage girl. "

" I don't want to judge America. I love America. God bless America. There are so many wonderful things about America. The fork! But we are a little behind on the bidet situation. I'm willing to say that. Hopefully we'll get our act together. "

" One of the things I would love to do is 'Axe Cop,' which is a comic book. I would like to be involved in 'Axe Cop' someday. I would also love to be in a Western. "