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" Ideas are things that happen at any time because you're constantly thinking and evaluating life as if it were an eternally unsolvable math problem, which it is. "
Greg Gutfeld
Ideas
Life
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" Imagine Earth as a crime-ridden town, and there is one safe house. How do you keep that safe house, America, always safe? It is called vigilance. "
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" Social justice warriors want to return to the Dark Ages when you communicated with a club instead of joining one. "
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" Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine. "
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" FNM didn't really become one of my favorite all-time bands until after I'd had all their records for a couple of years. And realized I was playing them every day. "
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" I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were unclear about what Stewart was up to, and while Jon Stewart was being nice, he was building a case for drowning them. "
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" We are all better served by objectively diagnosing trolls so they can change. "
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" Obama's tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen's hamper. "
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" In the American 'melting pot,' identity politics wants to smash that pot - to bring us back to the Dark Ages, when collaboration was sparse. "
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" Human evolution relies on cooperation, which is why identity politics feels so backward. "
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" Do you ever see a right-wing kid violently jumping lefty speakers? On campus, you either have silent appeasement or a bruise. "
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" I spent my teens in northern California listening to KALX, KUSF, and KFJC, finding people that changed my life. "
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" I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere. "
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