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" If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that. "

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" I didn't hesitate to kiss my father in public. And that's how I tried to raise my children. We're physical. "

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" Then I would have an occasional cigarette and then I started back dipping. I started dipping last year. My family has asked me again to stop, and I'm trying my best to do that. "

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" Invariably something happens at a U.S. Open where the golf course gets out of control one day, they have one pin that's out of control. It always seems to happen. But they've gotten better about the height of the rough. "

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