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" I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know. "

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" It's my mission to sue the MPAA and take them down. I don't know how to go about doing that. But to me, it seems like it's something that has to be taken care of. "

" After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor. "

" People recognise me and come up to me sometimes, but I'm not like George Clooney. "

" I've seen a lot of movies get made where no one has control. No one likes it. "

" I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say. "

" As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. "

" I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from. "

" My high school years were exactly like 'Superbad.' "

" I don't weigh myself. "

" Luckily, I think, I never really wanted to be famous, I just wanted to make movies. "

" I'm not one of those actors where filmmakers that I admire ask me to be in their movies. I meet them at parties and they're nice to me, but they never ask me to work with them. "

" I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard. "

" The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing. "

" Good comedy doesn't have to be a comedy idea. "

" Really, if I'm honest, sci-fi is where my sensibility instinctively goes - I'm a big comic-book fan. "

" You don't have to put dresses in a movie to make girls like it. "

" I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me. "

" It is always exciting when you find someone who is really enthusiastic about being half of a comedy team. "

" People constantly make pop-culture references. That's why it's called popular culture, because people are aware of it and reference it constantly. "

" To me all men are boy-men. I don't know any man that's actually mature. "

" I first did standup at a lesbian bar. I didn't know it was a lesbian bar at the time, but the lesbians loved me. I was huge among the lesbians and am to this day. I'm thrilled with the lesbian support. "

" I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.' "

" I'm not the most in-tune guy with what is getting nominated and winning awards in general. "

" I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny. "

" The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me. "

" Marriage can be expensive, and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent. "

" You don't often see fight scenes with people who have no idea how to fight. "

" I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor. "

" I know most people don't like their jobs very much and don't get a lot of personal satisfaction from their jobs. That's something that I really do get a lot of. "

" There is a certain security in having a great supporting cast. "