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" I'm a big dog fan. They're the best. They make life better, although they're hard to deal with. But complications in life are actually what make it fun. "

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" If you're the handsome white guy, you tend to get cast as guys who are meant to be convincing in their jobs. What I've been fortunate enough to do, whether it's playing a certified idiot on '30 Rock' or a weirdo in 'Bridesmaids,' is play against that in a lot of ways. "

" Acting is sort of an extension of childhood. You get to play all of these roles and have so much fun. Playing an athlete would be so cool. Or where you get to shoot guns, ride horses. I wouldn't turn down any of that. "

" I'm not a cheater. I've never cheated in my life. "

" My mother and I lived in an apartment complex in a neighborhood. So there was a gaggle of kids. Every day after school, we'd just meet up in a field, and some game would be chosen, Wiffle ball or tag, and you'd play that until the streetlights came on. "

" I've always been a fan of advertising, I've always been a fan of television, I've loved commercials, I've loved all the jingles, I loved all the stuff. "

" I don't need to be married, but I feel married. "

" Being an actor is actually pretty easy if you can memorize lines. "

" I could listen to Lorne Michaels tell stories for a hundred years. "

" The last thing I wanted to do was play another womanizer or ladies' man or Lothario. I've taken myself out of the running for a lot of those parts, because it's just more of the same. "

" I'm not gay, and I'm not a superhero. "

" I remember opening my dad's closet and there were, like, 40 suits, every color of the rainbow, plaid and winter and summer. He had two jewelry boxes full of watches and lighters and cuff links. And just... he was that guy. He was probably unfulfilled in his life in many ways. "

" I had no desire to get up onstage and tell jokes. I prefer to stand next to really funny people. "

" What I do is not curing cancer or rocket science or lead mining - anything tremendously difficult or world changing. I understand where I am in the cosmic order of things, and I'm OK with it. "

" This will sound funny coming out of my mouth, but I like to play characters that have an intelligence. It doesn't matter if it's a physical intelligence or emotional intelligence. "

" When I was a student at Mizzou, I was a daycare teacher. I did it because was a latchkey kid. "

" I realize how talented our hair and wardrobe people are every time I have to get dressed on my own. "

" I like to laugh and have a good time rather than brood and be sullen. "

" I like kids but I also like the option to close the door. Becoming a parent is a whole other life, and it doesn't stop. "

" I drove around in a Volkswagen Rabbit I shared with one of my roommates, and it didn't have a roof. It doesn't rain much in L.A., but when it did, it was utterly miserable. "

" Everyone goes through a weirdness as a young person, especially in college, when you're trying to figure things out. "

" Medical attention is medical attention, whether it's for your elbow or for your teeth or for your brain. And it's important. "

" I was raised by a single mom. I spent most of my time in daycare. "

" When you're a kid, you're just not equipped to deal with some of the stuff that life brings you. It's why you have parents. And then, when you don't, there better be somebody who fills in that gap, or you're going to be rudderless for a while. "

" I have a lady, she's a great lady. I love her a lot, she loves me. We're on the same page. Whenever that day happens when we're not on the same page we'll move forward with it. We're interested in having our lives be our lives right now and not a third person's vis-a-vis marriage and whatever that means. "

" I think having a private life that you only share with your nearest and dearest is important. Otherwise, who are you? "

" I came in the Dawson's Creek era; it was all about tiny guys who looked like teenagers, and I haven't looked like a teenager ever. So I was, like, auditioning to be their dads. At 25. "

" It couldn't be a simpler answer. Marriage doesn't really mean anything to me. I feel like in many ways marriage is more for the families of the couple than for the people involved, so I don't gravitate to it. "

" Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. "

" I'm able to leave Don Draper at work. I'm quite dissimilar from him in real life. "

" I always say I make the movies where people go, 'Hey, I never saw it, but when I finally did, I really liked it.' People saw 'Baby Driver,' though. I was pleased with that. "