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" I'm a very law-abiding citizen, and I've never consciously broken any law. I get nervous just jaywalking in Los Angeles! "

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" I'm spending way too much time test running my Vine videos. I'll go into a room and close the door and be in there for an hour workshopping a Vine video that I never even post. So that's probably a huge time suck. "

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" I had some years of definite frustration. Auditioning and not working as much as I would have liked to, or working and being paid a pittance, and sort of scrounging by in New York and sleeping on a chair that folded out into a bed. "

" I did live in New York. Yeah, I moved to L.A. for 'Community.' And I gave up my apartment in New York. "

" I used to babysit. And the kids I babysat were huge Hilary Duff fans, and so we used to have dance parties every day to her music. So I am very familiar with the albums of Miss Hilary Duff. "

" No one in my school liked me. "

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" I'm a Bravoholic, and I love 'RuPaul's Drag Race.' "

" My mom wouldn't know Tom Cruise if he punched her in the face. "

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" Boy, you know, it's amazing how your brain can turn into a sieve, and you can literally forget episodes that you have shot. "

" Apparently, I have good feet for ballet. "

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" Thinking back about throwing myself at certain gentlemen that had no interest in me, that'll bring a blush to my face if I think about it too often. "

" There are these important things in some people's lives that can make you laugh even when you're going through a tough time or a stressful week. "

" I know other actors who are relieved when their shows get cancelled, and I've never felt that way about 'Community.' "

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" As you become an adult and start to make your way in life, you realize how much your friends are your family - though you get to make fun of your friends, too. "

" I love discovering new young brands and watching these fashion lines take off, like Peter Pilotto, Christopher Kane, and Clover Canyon. "

" I'm a terrible cook. "

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