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" I'm not high maintenance, and I'm not into a highly manicured man. I don't want to see a lot of hair product. "

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" I've never been an impressionist. I was doing Sofia Vergara and Elizabeth Dole. I'm sometimes so low-confidence and self-aware, so characters that are confident and ignorant and wrong are my favorite. "

" I grew up on 'S.N.L.,' doing all the sketches on the playground. "

" I love people who aren't embarrassed. I'm always embarrassed, so it's always astonishing to me when people aren't like that. "

" You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun. "

" I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? "

" I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am. "

" When I write on 'SNL,' I've found I'm most productive while collaborating and joking with friends and not being firmly attached to any one idea. "

" There have been some terrible winters in Chicago, where it feels like I'm literally being punched in the face, and everyone walks around looking stunned like they've just witnessed a murder. "

" My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes. "

" My drama instructor suggested I try comedy. I was resistant at first because I considered myself a serious actor, but of course I fell in love with it. "

" I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just don't take them very often. "

" I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's not really a jokey thing. "

" It sounds so cliched, but I've always been kind of different. I always liked being around weird kids. "

" Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway. "

" There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong. "

" I'm generally happier and more easy going when it's warm outside. "

" I'd like to be reincarnated as a French tart. They're so beautiful and delicate - they're like my opposite. I'm more of a comfort food: goat cheese with garlic. "

" People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent. "