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" In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke. "
Scott Thompson
France
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" Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase. "
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" When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny. "
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" Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe. "
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" When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. "
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" Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss. "
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" Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch. "
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" Writing is a difficult thing. "
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" Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer. "
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" I do love jokes. "
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" This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things. "
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" I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy. "
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" I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really. "
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Sense Of Humor
Humor
" In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are we going to deal with that!' Guns in an American comedy are a given. Violence in America is used in a much more cavalier way. "
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American
America
You
" People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded. "
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People
Listen
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" When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me. "
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Want
Everything
Said
" I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high. "
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Experience
Nice
Perfect
" If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work. "
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" I wanted to be a male ballet dancer. "
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Wanted
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" We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other areas will embrace our concept, as well. "
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Embrace
Confident
" I guess chemistry is just another word for love. "
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Just
Guess
" I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?' "
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Time
Way
" My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity. "
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" I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges. "
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" I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males. "
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" I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor. "
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" You know what worries me? Interacting with the kids. I'm afraid that's when my Tourette's will kick in. "
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" Comedy is actually very macho driven. "
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