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" It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. "

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" You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments. "

" What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. "

" When you're tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it. "

" Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet! "

" Don't let negativity affect your vision. A lot of people have said harsh things, but I don't let it affect me. If anything it gives me more enthusiasm and pushes me to do better in my career so I can prove them wrong. "

" I've calmed down already. I don't hook up anymore. "

" It's hard for people to see you one way, but you're really the other way, so it's kind of like, 'Who am I, who are you?' Sometimes, I confuse even myself. "

" Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married! "

" I don't read. I don't like to read 'Harry Potter' or anything like that. It's not my style. "

" We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we'd have no idea. There's no normalcy. It's just like prison, with cameras. "

" The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend. "

" I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole. "

" Donald Trump, I would vote for him. Trump would make this country better I feel. "

" No one knows that I'm smart. "

" I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. "

" People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself. "

" Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show. "

" As I graduated high school, it didn't faze me anymore. Right now, I don't even care what people think of me. I'm happy with myself. "

" I definitely want to get in shape and be healthy again. "

" It's always been a dream to have my own sunglass line and I'm so excited to be able to finally offer it to my fans! "

" Be sure of yourself, don't let anyone bully you, be a strong and independent woman or boy. "

" I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego. "

" I went to school, I went to college. I know how to read. Even though I lack common sense sometimes, I am book smart. "

" I got bullied in high school. A lot of girls were so mean to me because their boyfriends wanted to hang out with me and my girls, so they pretty much bullied me to the point where I was crying at night. "

" The guys you see me bring home, we're only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we're on camera and the whole world's seeing it, and it does look like I'm having sex. "

" Study hard, but party harder. "

" We all stick up for ourselves and I think that's why we stand out, because we really don't care what other people think. "

" If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it. "

" I think I just realized that having a problem - an eating disorder - it's not healthy and you can actually die from that. I realized it's not worth it and you just need to be healthy. "