Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" It takes me ages to write stuff. "

Related Quotes:

" I'm not a big comedy show-watcher, but I love Ricky Gervais' stuff and Sacha Baron Cohen's things. But I'm not an expert on them. I've seen them once. "

" I didn't do very well academically; I was always in the bottom class. "

" I find teenage girls endlessly funny. "

" I've done signings where elderly people will line up to get photos with me and ask me to sign things. They don't even pretend it's for their grandkids. They're like, 'No, it's for me.' "

" I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. "

" Films do seem prestigious and glamorous, but when you create something, you want people to see it. TV still reaches so many more people; it still really appeals to me. "

" People were making fun of redheads before I came along. "

" Mostly, what I watch are reality shows and documentaries. "

" You can't get any better than TV on HBO, ABC and BBC3. "

" I don't just want to upset people and shock people by saying something really outrageous. "

" I like playing all sorts of ages and genders. "

" It's pretty awful being told you're a racist. "

" I think surprises make TV entertaining. "

" Playing girls is cool, but its a lot more fun playing boys. "

" I'm totally not media shy and do interviews all the time and go to events and totally play along and actually enjoy talking to journalists most of the time. "

" British comedy fans go crazy. "

" I'm so independent in writing stuff and controlling what I do. Sometimes I get calls from people asking to be in their movie, but I'm always writing or editing, and I can never get around to doing it. I'm so much more interested in my own stuff. I think I drive my agent crazy. "

" I get asked to do stupid things like panel shows and talk shows and things. "

" It's barely OK for me to be dressed up as a black guy. But part of me kind of enjoys provoking people. "

" Australia has a thing where apparently it's fine for me to dress up as an Asian woman. No one has questioned that. "

" I feel really qualified to write about Australia. "

" I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye was with her, but he didn't speak. He just looked at me. "

" I'm pretty lucky. I don't get too many haters. "

" I'm interested in youth culture - when your parents are running your life, but you think you're the big man - but I'm not trying to make a statement. "