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" I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes. "

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" I think definitely people know me from playing creeps and weirdos, and I'm definitely looking to expand my range. "

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" There was one point in high school actually when I was on the chess team, marching band, model United Nations and debate club all at the same time. And I would spend time with the computer club after school. And I had just quit pottery club, which I was in junior high, but I let that go. "

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" I found it very easy to transform into creeps and weirdos and losers and goof-balls, and I'm happy to play eccentric kinds of characters, and I have a great affinity for the outsider, but I definitely am about expanding my range as well. "

" I don't want to sound pretentious, but I love art, I like to go to museums, and I like to read books. "

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" I think Dwight loves being number two. I don't think he has any desire to be number one. He wants to be number two no matter where he goes. It's like Avis. 'We try harder.' That's Dwight. "

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" Apparently 'The Office' plays in Brazil. Who would've thought that Brazilians would identify with a bunch of pasty white Scrantonians in a paper company? But the Brazilians I've met have really loved the show. "

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