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" I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich. "

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" When I'm directing or producing, I like to do different kinds of stories. But you have to know what you really like, and when you do, you have to front your position. "

Danny DeVito

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" Wherever I am, it's a really good feeling to have that connection to people. I love to go out to talk to people and be with folks. I don't shy away from it. "

" I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New Line and that didn't happen. That was a boxing movie. And between all that there were a couple of other things. "

" After you've lived with somebody for 11 years, what's a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change? "

" In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin. "

" People come into your lives who you have a good time with, and time goes by and you still have a good time with them and you do stupid stuff with them. To me, that's life. "

Danny DeVito

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" My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor. "

" I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about greed, doing the right thing at the right time using your clout when you have it and what for and what reason. "

Danny DeVito

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" I am self-centred. I just adore myself. "

" There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? "

" I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world. "

" I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. "

" I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be. "

" I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me. "

Danny DeVito

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" It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene. "

Danny DeVito

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" It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway. "

" I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but I've got to call somebody because I've got to get a band-aid or something to stop the bleeding. "

" I have been very fortunate in my life. I have had a lot of happiness. I have a great family and I work a lot, and that's what I like to do. "

" This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I'm like in one of my own pictures. "

" It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room. "

" I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now. "

" I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble. "

" We did 'Erin Brockovich', we did 'Man on the Moon', we did 'Living Out Loud', but now I'm going to keep going. "

" So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to do this. It's really the greatest thing in the whole wide world. "