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" Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. "
E. W. Howe
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" A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. "
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" A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. "
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" The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in. "
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