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" Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. "
George Bernard Shaw
Sleep
Marriage
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" I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake. "
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" If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. "
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May
" Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. "
George Bernard Shaw
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Assassination
Censorship
" One thing 'not right' on the 50th anniversary of the Selma marches is the sad fact that the Edmund Pettus Bridge hasn't been renamed the John Lewis Bridge. "
Douglas Brinkley
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" I want to tell Jamaica, Happy 50th Anniversary. "
Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce
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Anniversary
" I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me. "
George Bernard Shaw
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Temptation
Bad
" A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. "
George Bernard Shaw
London
Broken
Broken Heart
" The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. "
George Bernard Shaw
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God
Gardening
" In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. "
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Heaven
Nobody
" Most people do not pray; they only beg. "
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Only
Most
" It is most unwise for people in love to marry. "
George Bernard Shaw
Love
People
Unwise
" After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don't agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want! "
Jacques Pepin
Wife
Anniversary
Argument
" There are no secrets better kept than the secrets everybody guesses. "
George Bernard Shaw
Secrets
Better
Everybody
" The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship. "
George Bernard Shaw
Progress
Removal
First
" Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years. "
Simone Signoret
Together
Anniversary
People
" I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. "
George Bernard Shaw
Thank God
Atheist
God
" I visited Libya in September 1996 for the 27th anniversary of the 'revolution' - a military coup that a 27-year-old Gadhafi led to topple the monarchy and since which he has ruled. Some were optimistic that Gadhafi's 'revolution' could herald a new Libya, but it didn't take long for his brutality to stamp out any such hopes. "
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Revolution
Long
" Significant anniversaries are solemnly commemorated - Japan's attack on the U.S. naval base at Pearl Harbor, for example. "
Noam Chomsky
Pearl
Attack
Example
" Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. "
George Bernard Shaw
Breath
Well
Nature
" Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder. "
Jonathan Swift
Anniversary
Rules
Together
" Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. "
George Bernard Shaw
Stop
Happy
Health
" In the primitive church, it was customary for the Holy Eucharist to be celebrated on the anniversary of the death of a martyr - if possible, on his tomb. "
Sabine Baring-Gould
Anniversary
Death
Possible
" See, the 'On the Road' that came out in 1957 was censored. A lot of the honesty of it, the bitter honesty, is in the original scroll version that came out in 2007 on the 50-year anniversary. Back then, there was so much post-Second World War fear that was imposed on everybody - 'You must live life this way' - and these guys were bored. "
Garrett Hedlund
Honesty
War
Anniversary
" Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time. "
George Bernard Shaw
Making Mistakes
Time
Success
" We had a relationship that lasted 44 years. Herbert and I lived together 10 years before we were married. He always gave me a little heart for whatever anniversary. "
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Me
Relationship
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" You will reciprocally promise love, loyalty and matrimonial honesty. We only want for you this day that these words constitute the principle of your entire life and that with the help of divine grace you will observe these solemn vows that today, before God, you formulate. "
Pope John Paul II
Love
Anniversary
Today
" Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable. "
George Bernard Shaw
Reality
Without
World
" Caesar was a man of great common sense and good taste, meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage. "
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Common Sense
Courage
Good
" The love of economy is the root of all virtue. "
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Economy
Love
Root
" Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get. "
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Take Care
Will
Care