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" My idea of fun would be to review the customers. I could give some customers one star, so that restaurateurs would know when they walked in not to serve them. "

Sebastian Maniscalco

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Fun

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She

Comedy

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" I don't like a lot of clutter. "

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Lot

Clutter

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" One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at a restaurant, and I have to sit there and look at some guy's hoof? I don't get it. I don't understand it. "

" I grew up in an immigrant household with an Italian father who came to the U.S. when he was 15. "

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Who

Italian

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" We grew up in a middle-class family in Chicago. Even when we went on vacation as a family, it wasn't a really fun time, because my father didn't want to spend any money when we got there. "

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" I give a facial expression in a moment of silence for audiences to react to what I just said and kind of let that marinate with the audience for a little bit. I enjoy the physical part of the comedy as much as the verbal content. People tend to gravitate to not only what they're hearing but also what they're seeing. "

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Sebastian Maniscalco

Than

Jokes

" I do reflect on it sometimes, going, 'Wow, if I knew what I knew now I would be such a better server.' "

" I've never seen a weirder group of people than at the post office. It looks like people are crawling out from under rocks to go to the post office. "

" When I was growing up, we dressed up for church. "

Sebastian Maniscalco

Church

Growing

" The more comfortable I got onstage, the more comfortable I got expressing myself in a physical manner. And it almost shocked people - 'Oh, is there something happening?' "

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People

Myself

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Right

Vegas

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