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" One of the first jokes I wrote was this nail salon bit that ended up blowing up on YouTube. That's kind of what propelled me into standup. "

Anjelah Johnson

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" I like to tell stories and relate to people and get everybody having a good time. I don't ever want to be in a situation people feel the need to tell me their opinion. So I stay away from any kind of material that would cause somebody in the audience to shout me their opinion. "

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" When people didn't really know who I was, and I would get on stage, they would be distracted by what I looked like, so I would have to dumb myself down, in a way, for people to feel safe to laugh. "

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" I love sharing my life with people. "

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" I've been doing the Vietnamese nail lady impressions since my mom first took me to get my nails done when I was 12. "

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" I've realized that I can never not do the nail salon joke, and I will have to talk about Bon Qui Qui for eternity. "

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" One of my best friends growing up was Vietnamese, and he and his mom would teach me how to say certain things so I could impress my nail girls. Then the nail girls would teach me how to count to 100 and basic things like 'Thank you' and 'You're welcome.' It's funny, because any accent that I do now always turns into Vietnamese. "

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