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" People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me! "
Wendy Liebman
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" My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. "
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" Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. "
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" I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. "
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" My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money. "
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