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" Some people were offended by a show about cougars. "

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" I'm not a housewife in any way. "

" When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh. "

" I'm kind of all over the place, and I need grounding. "

" It's not like I let people do things for me, so I guess you can call me a control freak, or you can call me passionate. "

" At one point my dad called me and said, 'You have always been a great salesman. I think it's time you come home and sell swimming pools.' "

" Repression is fantastic. "

" You know, my mother's beautiful, my dad was a really handsome man, and there was a lot of talk about looks when I was growing up. "

" I think every relationship has a point where you stop and reevaluate. Are you happy? Have you grown together or apart? What do you share interests in? I think that's a normal thing to do, but it's so much harder when it's done publicly. "

" There's no doubt that motherhood is the best thing in my life. It's all that really matters. "

" It's so easy to grow apart; marriage takes work. "

" I'd feel better about myself if I did stomach crunches, but I don't. "

" I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. "

" I'm a gemini, and I get so bored so easily. I mean, I have moved six times in the last eight years. "

" I'd like another child, and maybe if it doesn't work out, I'll adopt. "

" A lot of times people say, 'As soon as you relax you'll have a kid.' "

" One trick I swear by: I pour a little neroli or lavender oil onto a hot towel and use it to wipe off my makeup. It opens up my pores, and then my face cream sinks in better. "

" I just am a snob when it comes to humor. "

" Botox? I think it's fantastic and also horrible. "

" I want to be calm. "

" I'm not going to deny it. I'm a neat person, there's no question. But I don't become obsessed with it. "

" I'm not comfortable leaving my house. If someone invites me over, I would go but it's not like I'm one to say, 'Hey, let's hang out at your house tonight.' "

" I would like to do a part that would stretch me. In America it seems to me that you just take your clothes off and that helps, but I wouldn't want to do that. "

" I don't like venison or sushi - I don't want to eat what some people think are 'luxurious' foods. "

" I don't want to feel I'm responsible for anorexia across the country. "

" I like TV. It all depends what it is. "

" So many people have so much trouble having kids. "

" Always a godmother, never a mother. That sucks. I've got to get me one of those little accessories. "

" Some things never change and the intriguing things you fall in love with will become the things you don't like. "

" When people start messing with their foreheads and can't lift their eyebrows, that's weird. "

" A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways. "