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" The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart, albeit with less reason. "

Michael Feldman

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" When I was a kid, I hated being talked to as a kid. I don't know if all kids feel that way, but I seem to remember awful things in the crib, something like people doing baby talk in the crib and sticking their big, fat faces in there and scaring me. So I always talk to kids as if they were a person. "

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" I tell people my only successful long-term relationship was with Jim Packard. He was my rock. I didn't realize how codependent I was. "

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" I don't think anybody should do what they do in hopes of being successful. But I always expect myself to be successful at things. And if I'm not, I feel bad. I don't care for failure. I've failed at a number of things, and it's not my favorite state of mind. So I prefer success. "

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" The goal for me has always been to learn how to express myself in radio and to have fun doing it and work with whatever contingencies arise. "

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