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" The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us. "

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" As a culture I see us as presently deprived of subtleties. The music is loud, the anger is elevated, sex seems lacking in sweetness and privacy. "

" My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's. "

" Have a great, great marriage. Have a great time together. You know something? You'll disagree sometimes, and you'll find out how stupid it is, and then you'll be OK. You will. "

" The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so. "

" I quit smoking well over twenty years ago. "

" I've got these two wonderful people who run my web site and put me on Facebook. They didn't even ask me. I'm very appreciative of it. "

" I am presently in my thirteenth year of teaching a graduate course at the University of Southern California. "

" While you're improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we're having fun. "

" My whole act is confession. "

" Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form. "

" I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic. "

" I am careful with my material and presentation. "

" So that this thing that aired in 1963 would result a few years later in personal bankruptcy, would result in having people be on edge with me, wondering when I'm going to blow up. "

" As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian. "

" I don't know the accident of still being married. I was the worst human being. But we were, I guess, in love. So much has happened to us to bring us together and keep us together. "

" The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance. "

" Incidentally, I'm still looking for acting work, my first love. "

" Though it sold very well, I hated 'The Edge.' "

" I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them. "

" I just sit down and write. I never know when. The most recent one is 'Sarah Still,' which is about our life, Sarah and me. It's my favorite of all my poems. "

" I will always love to perform standup comedy. "