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" The president of the United States can't even fire his chef. I'm not kidding. "

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" David Blum burned a lot of bridges. He burned people early in their careers. He took on the wrong people, though. He's not Hunter Thompson or Tom Wolfe, he's David Blum living in a cheap flat. "

" I have a friend who is very successful in business, and his motto is, 'Don't do what you can do. Do what only you can do.' First of all, you have to know what your specific, unique gift is and then you do that... every actor does that but every once in a while an actor plays a part that only they can play. "

" My roles in comedies from 'Austin Powers' to 'Tommy Boy' to 'Wayne's World,' were sort of comedic 'straight man' parts. My character on 'Parks & Recreation' is the comic relief in a comedy. To play a character that appears strictly for laughs is sort of new for me and really fun. "

" I have other obligations now - the show, my family, my life... though I know that without my sobriety I wouldn't have any of those things. "

" I've come to really like Twitter. You really do get to see what I'm about, and I like sharing with my fans. "

" I love London. "

" Feng shui isn't open to interpretation. "

" I feel pressures to stay relevant. To stay interesting and interested. To stay at the top of my game and expand. "

" I don't think the Internet should be immune to the standing laws of countries. "

" My two sons are the most important things in the world to my wife and I - they are what I build my world around. "

" I'll never forget one of those things that my father said to me. My father said: 'You know what? We have had so many amazingly positive experiences that we would have never had because you're famous. We can stand to have a couple negatives ones, too.' "

" Can we understand - just for the record, we do need the government for a lot of big ticket items. "

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" I was a child of the '80s. "

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" Getting married isn't going to make your relationship better. It's just a ceremony. "

Getting Married

" Show me someone who doesn't have some sort of experience that they would be uncomfortable for people to know about and I'll show you a dullard. "

" There's this unbelievable bias and prejudice against quote-unquote good-looking people, that they can't be in pain or they can't have rough lives or be deep or interesting. "

" Look, I owns guns. "

" I didn't go to Ivy League schools. I dropped out of college to go into movies. "

" I try to be authentically who I am. "

" I couldn't have gotten sober without rehab because I needed the science. "

" By making more people aware of lymphoma, Worldwide Lymphoma Awareness Day hopes to save lives by increasing early diagnosis and suitable treatment. "

" In my bachelor days, the priority wasn't learning to cook. "

" It took being famous to make me cool, which, by the way, I never forgot. "

" I never get bored talking about themes dealing with ambition, leadership and what it means to be an American. I love that stuff. I just love it. I've loved it ever since I was on 'The West Wing.' "

" I'm a sportsman, you know, and I shoot skeet, and I grew up in the Midwest, so that's a part of my culture. "

" Somewhere in my callow, misspent youth, I was smart enough to marry my best friend. "