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" There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that. "

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" Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place. "

" I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make. We waste so much time making decisions based on someone else's idea of our happiness - what will make you a good citizen or a good wife or daughter or actress. Nobody says, 'Just be happy - go be a cobbler or go live with goats.' "

" I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart people, not to steal someone's man or get drunk on TV. "

" I know when I'm getting ready to mess up, I'm going to do it full-on. "

" Being in front of a camera, in a nice dress, getting all dressed up, is extreme. There's a lot of other extreme situations, you know, just getting out of bed sometimes is extreme - but I do it. Just got to do it, just got to get up. Put your sweatpants on, brush off the dog hair and just get out of the house! "

" Why is marriage the pinnacle for everyone? People get married for the wrong reasons. We need to start looking at different packages, whether it's living together, or being with six partners, or dedicating your life to taking care of flowers. "

" Forensics I've always found absolutely fascinating. Anything to do with clues. And checking things out and solving. "

" I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck. "

" No one understands the shift in priorities about having a child in your life... until you have a child in your life. "

" I'll do anything for free stuff. "

" The only man who has stolen my heart is my son. "

" I haven't always acted or reacted in a way that made me proud, but I didn't make that same mistake twice, and I think that's what I love about adversity is that it always reminds me of what's really valuable in life. "

" If you spend enough time with yourself in silence, you'll be surprised what goes through your head. "

" I don't like to fly. I've never been a good flyer. I have a lot of friends that have permanent nail marks in their arms... The moaning that comes from me when there is turbulence. It's awkward for everyone around. "

" I've learned that success comes in a very prickly package. Whether you choose to accept it or not is up to you. "

" I've always said that the experience of meeting an artist that you are in awe of and that you hope to create with one day is usually disappointing because you put them up on a pedestal, and then you're like, 'Wow, that's not a nice person.' "

" I'm aware that I can be annoying. "

" You don't have to give birth to someone to have a family. We're all family - an extended family. "

" People came to my parents' parties because they were going to have fun and, if lucky, our mother would belly dance. What they didn't know was that the hostess made sure every morsel placed in front of them was pure and without anything artificial, no matter what the cost. "

" Racism, anti-Semitism, homophobia, sexism, anything Nazi and a boatload of other things have no place in my life. "

" Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear. "

" I feel like when you have an unauthorized police badge and something that looks like it could be a concealed weapon in the small of your back that when you, someone crosses you, pisses you off, road rage, I think just the slight badge and the little moving away of the jacket and not losing eye contact does amazing things. "