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" Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. "

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" It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good. "

" I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game. "

" Have a little fun. A few laughs. "

" I realize I'm not a machine. I'm going to make mistakes. "

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" I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance. "

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" A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire way to get over that, and it's to ask yourself, 'What if I beat him?' Imagine the possibility. "

" It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well. "

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