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" Watching 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' is my guilty pleasure. "
Sue Townsend
Kyle
Show
Watching
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House
" In the early days, it was, you know, I used to weep while I was writing. I used to grab at any kind of anything, any hint, any tip of how to make it easy. "
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Early
" Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice. "
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" Every time I start a new piece of work, I spend a long while under the duvet thinking I can't do it. "
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Start
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" Being poor with three small children is terrifying. You can't make any plans. You know you're not going on holiday, ever. There's no way you could ever afford driving lessons or a car. And the guilt I used to feel: they had holes in their shoes, and at one point, I had to send them to school wearing Wellingtons when the sun was shining. "
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Sun
School
Shoes
" I'd love a day devoid of responsibilities. I've often thought about going to a hotel just to have a day away from everything. "
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Love
Everything
Thought
" I always feel as if I'm a disappointment: that people want a grand dame in furs like Barbara Taylor Bradford. "
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Like
Want
Disappointment
" People down on their luck deserve the best: beautiful surroundings and well-paid professional staff to help them out of their difficulties. Why not train thousands more social workers and let them sit in on claimants' interviews? "
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Best
Help
Beautiful
" I take life very seriously. I can laugh at it, because what else can you do? But it's a hard daily battle. "
Sue Townsend
Daily
Battle
Life
" I used to think I had nice arms, but I don't even think that anymore. "
Sue Townsend
Used
Think
Nice
" I became an insomniac, really, hardly slept at all, didn't even try to. And it's carried on. I hate to say I only need as much sleep as Mrs. Thatcher, but I can cope really well on five hours. "
Sue Townsend
Need
Say
Hate
" I always have this image of a woman running across a desert carrying children, trying to find water and food, not knowing when they'll get that. And her feet are slashed up from the dry, hard earth... Even when I'm uncomfortable, sometimes in pain, or just cold... I think, 'Thank God for what I've got.' "
Sue Townsend
Pain
Water
Woman
" I have a slight addiction to Diet Coke, and, of course, I absolutely shouldn't touch it because it makes the kidneys work really hard. "
Sue Townsend
Touch
Addiction
Coke
" I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three small children, Sean, Daniel and Victoria, living in a prefab house. "
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Children
Birthday
Time
" I've always been fascinated by totalitarian regimes. I'm not an admirer of them. "
Sue Townsend
Totalitarian
Always
Admirer
" I do think that books, good books, free you. They make you feel a citizen of the world and things like class, sex and age don't matter. They're the greatest leveler. "
Sue Townsend
World
Age
Free
" I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life. "
Sue Townsend
Love
Think
Life
" I always write back to people who are kind enough to write to me. Actually, I don't write - I recline on my red velvet sofa with my feet on the coffee table and dictate the letters to my eldest son. "
Sue Townsend
People
Red
Son
" We had library books in our house, but not our own. So you had 14 days to read them. There would be eight books a fortnight in our house and I'd read as many of those as I could. "
Sue Townsend
Days
House
Library
" When I was a child, I dreaded blindness. We used to ask: 'Would we rather be blind or deaf?' I said I'd rather be blind, even though I was scared of it. I couldn't bear not being able to hear music or talk to people. "
Sue Townsend
Deaf
Child
Music
" Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'. It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old golden Labrador. "
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Me
Feel
" I must have been a very strange child. I was very pretentious. Like Adrian Mole. "
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Strange
Like
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Diabetic
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Worst
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" I usually listen to the same thing over and over again: Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto in D Major. And Leonard Cohen. "
Sue Townsend
Listen
Over
Major
" Sometimes I rant, in a comical way, about how the gods give with one hand and take with the other. "
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Give
Way
Take
" My dark secrets are life threatening. Pockets of unhappiness set in aspic that build and build. I have this primitive feeling that if something good happens, it is going to be followed by something bad. There is always a price to pay. "
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Bad
Good
Feeling
" I always wanted to be Jo in 'Little Women.' She's a bit reckless and feckless, always getting into trouble like me. But I'm probably more like Madame Bovary. "
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Always
Women
Trouble
" In the playground, I always made people laugh; I used to charge them three pence for an impression of a teacher. It kept me in toffees. "
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Teacher
Used
Me
" My second husband encouraged me to go to a writing group at our local theatre. It was my 'coming out of the closet' moment. "
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Husband
Writing
Theatre