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" When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious. When he lacks mental balance without the pneumonia, he is pronounced insane by all smart doctors. "

Martin H. Fischer

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" In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. "

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" A good teacher must know the rules; a good pupil, the exceptions. "

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" Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat. "

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" A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. "

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" Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. "

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" First need in the reform of hospital management? That's easy! The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef. "

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" Facts are not science - as the dictionary is not literature. "

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" Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. "

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" We humans are the greatest of earth's parasites. "

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" The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's. "

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" Whenever ideas fail, men invent words. "

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" Don't confuse hypothesis and theory. The former is a possible explanation; the latter, the correct one. The establishment of theory is the very purpose of science. "

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" You must learn to talk clearly. The jargon of scientific terminology which rolls off your tongues is mental garbage. "

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" In diagnosis think of the easy first. "

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" I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. "

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" Don't despise empiric truth. Lots of things work in practice for which the laboratory has never found proof. "

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" Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification. "

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" The great doctors all got their education off dirt pavements and poverty - not marble floors and foundations. "

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" Research has been called good business, a necessity, a gamble, a game. It is none of these - it's a state of mind. "

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" Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them. "

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