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" When Arnold Schwarzenegger was pronouncing it 'Cal-LEE-fornia,' he was right - he just didn't realize he was accidentally speaking Spanish. "
W. Kamau Bell
Speaking
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" I've been to the Bahamas. It's a beautiful country with truly excellent people. When I took a cruise that docked for a couple hours in Nassau, it mostly reminded me of a giant version of my grandmother's neighborhood in Mobile, Alabama... but with better accents. "
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" For some people, the definition of who is and who isn't an American defies logic, historical accuracy, common sense, decency, good manners, the milk of human kindness, enjoyment in the good things in life, and love of good food. "
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" I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes. "
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" My agenda... is to learn about people. "
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" The alt-right is working hard to cloak its desire to create chaos in the streets as free speech. They say they want to air their views, but it's about provoking violent reactions. We all can easily see that this is not about free speech. "
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Create
Chaos
" America loses so much of what defines it if you subtract the Chinese influence. I know this because I spent 12 years living in one of America's most popular tourist destinations: San Francisco. And it would not be one of America's top tourist destinations without Chinatown. "
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You
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" Comedy can be very deep sometimes. "
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Comedy
Deep
" If you're on TV regularly, doing a thing regularly, whether you're Anthony Anderson on 'Black-ish' or Don Lemon, an hour a night, you have to turn into, 'What's the delivery system through which I can deliver information?' I don't mean they are being fake or that they are doing something that's disingenuous. "
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Fake
Night
You
" I only halfway paid attention in high school Spanish class, and it may be too late now to catch up, no matter how many levels of Rosetta Stone I order. "
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High School
Stone
" When 'Totally Biased' was canceled, I thought my career was over - but apparently it wasn't. "
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Thought
Over
Career
" In the deep corner of my heart, I'm a Chicagoan, but it's been covered over by 20 years of living in the Bay Area. "
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Years
Corner
Deep
" When things aren't going well for black people, they blame the government. When things aren't going well for white people, they can't blame the government because the government is supposed to be for them. So they blame black people. "
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White
Government
Black
" You don't get smarter by not learning stuff. "
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You
Get
Learning
" I want President Obama to want to take your guns away. I don't trust you with your guns. I don't trust you to fire them safely. I don't trust you to store them safely. I don't trust your kids not to find them. I don't trust you not to get them stolen. "
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You
Find
Fire
" The day-to-day discomforts of prison life, combined with the big-picture realities of mass incarceration, do not add up to a party. "
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Incarceration
Party
Life
" I'm happy that I know how to speak 'Southern.' I spent a lot of time in Alabama throughout my life. I even lived there for part of junior high and high school, so I learned the true beauty and mastery of the Southern dialect. 'Y'all' is one of the greatest and most useful words ever invented. "
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Words
Happy
School
" The Olympics are great, but they only truly mean something when the moments that come out of them are bigger than the individual sports. "
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Great
Sports
Moments
" We can't throw the worst part of racism into the dustbin of history. "
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Worst
History
Part
" If I have any talent, I think I have an ability to listen to people and also just meet them on their level. "
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Talent
Listen
Meet
" There's a lot of power in laughter. "
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Lot
Power
Laughter
" People always want narratives to be clean and easy. "
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Want
People
Easy
" Donald Trump giving a speech on Islam is like me giving a speech titled, 'The Best Haircuts to Have If You Really Want to Succeed in Corporate America.' I could do it. But I'd mostly be making it up as I went along. "
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Giving
Best
Me
" Since its inception, the government has broken and coerced treaties with hundreds of Native American tribes. And this is even worse when you realize that the native peoples of this land are negotiating for land that is, by all common sense and elementary school logic, their land. "
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Government
American
Broken
" If we're constantly giving every one of our allies the woke test instead of inviting them to be more woke, we're doomed. You can be the most woke person of all time and be alone. "
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Giving
Person
Time
" The downside to defining everything Chinese as different than American is that all things Chinese then become exotic. "
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American
Everything
Different
" What has happened is we've allowed the people who run policies in this country to sort of make us pick Left and the Right as if those are the only two choices. "
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Right
Run
Us
" Shouldn't one of the goals of prison be getting as many of the inmates as possible back out into the world to be responsible citizens? Aren't we just wasting generations of human potential by keeping over two million people behind bars? "
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People
World
Prison
" Women don't get the benefits of America the way men do. "
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Men
America
Benefits
" In most major cities, you can find stores for urban homesteaders. They sell everything you need so that you won't need anything. Sort of a 'Take This Civilization and Shove It' starter kit. "
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You
Civilization
Urban
" The jokes I was always attracted to, and that I would tell for the longest, were jokes where I cared about the subject. Whenever I wrote a joke where I didn't care, even if it was really funny, the third time I told it, it would lose steam. "
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Time
Care
Funny