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" When Democrats lose, they're pathetic. When Republicans lose, they're bitter and mean. "
Timothy Noah
Democrats
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Bitter
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" You can be president of the United States and have the best, most bipartisan-seeming idea in the world. But if it doesn't have a constituency, you might as well be town clerk of Toad Suck, Arkansas. "
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" There is no better example of social and economic policy discussion as an idle pastime for the rich than the World Economic Forum at Davos. These guys make the millionaire schmoozers at the Aspen Ideas Festival look like short-order cooks. "
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" Washington is a place where politics and economics often aren't on speaking terms. "
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" With its Medicaid expansion, Obamacare may turn out to be the most equality-promoting policy enacted in a generation. "
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Out
Policy
" Gun Owners of America is a lobby group dedicated to the proposition that the National Rifle Association is a bunch of accommodationist sissies. "
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Association
Gun
" In removing the friction involved in paying bills, electronic billing has substantially increased the friction involved in not paying them. "
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Involved
Friction
" Universities are basically socialist institutions. "
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Universities
Socialist
" I'm all for lifting the payroll-tax cap, if only to make payroll taxes a little less regressive. "
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Only
Little
" Being a teacher is back-breakingly difficult work. It is also extremely important work. "
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Work
Difficult
" A thriving middle class is a necessary precondition for a free representative government. "
Timothy Noah
Class
Free
Middle
" We live in a diverse nation, but it isn't that diverse. If any one state showed results so dramatically different from the results in each of the other 50 states, the likeliest explanation would be that someone had tampered with the polls. "
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Results
Someone
Nation
" When the topic is growing income inequality, it's hard to prettify an imbalance between the rich and everybody else, so instead, conservatives try to argue that it doesn't exist. "
Timothy Noah
Try
Rich
Inequality
" Everyone agrees that animals should not be exposed to unnecessary pain. But neither should scientists be hamstrung by the requirement to use anesthesia in every animal experiment that might cause pain. "
Timothy Noah
Everyone
Pain
Animals
" Whenever a Kurd wants to measure the depth of some foreign leader's commitment to Kurdish autonomy, he listens for one particular word. That word is 'federal.' Anyone who will say he favors Kurdish federalism can be counted a friend of the Kurds. "
Timothy Noah
Commitment
Say
Measure
" The central con of the political coalition assembled by Ronald Reagan and maintained by his successors was that government was a common enemy. "
Timothy Noah
Enemy
Government
His
" What is the engine that drives economic growth in an ideopolis? The university. "
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University
Engine
Economic
" The typical family of four with employer-based health insurance is not the same as the typical family of four. It's better-off. "
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Four
Insurance
Same
" What type of 'person' is the for-profit corporation? A spoiled brat - all rights and no responsibilities, a traditional conservative argument would say. "
Timothy Noah
Conservative
Person
Argument
" The Clinton administration cared a lot about the middle class and the poor. But it also cared a lot - too much, in retrospect - about the rich. "
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Poor
Lot
Class
" The GOP doesn't seem particularly afraid of being perceived as blocking reform, despite efforts by the Obama White House to establish that narrative. "
Timothy Noah
Afraid
Narrative
White
" We live in an era of mind-blowing scientific discovery, virtually none of which ever makes the front page, even as every trivial twist and turn in the rococo political drama has a secure place as the lead story. "
Timothy Noah
Political
Story
Discovery
" If the Pentagon truly confined itself to providing defense, then presumably we wouldn't need a whole separate government agency to provide 'Homeland Security.' "
Timothy Noah
Need
Security
Defense
" Federal law prohibits anyone convicted of a felony from owning a gun. Seems like kind of a good idea, no? "
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Kind
" The gulf between Virginia and Maryland isn't only a function of geography. It's also sociological. Indeed, it's probably not much of an exaggeration to say that Maryland suburbanites and Virginia suburbanites constitute two mutually hostile tribes. "
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Two
Say
Only
" The only agency of the federal government with a more demoralized workforce than Homeland Security is the Small Business Administration, a notorious turkey farm that should have been abolished years ago. "
Timothy Noah
Government
Business
Small
" The House of Representatives eliminated the filibuster way back in the 19th century, and somehow it managed to survive. "
Timothy Noah
House
Survive
Way
" It never fails to astonish me how cheaply a politician can be bought. "
Timothy Noah
Me
Never
Politician
" I'd never have guessed that, six years after Medicare introduced a drug benefit, it would still be forbidden to negotiate prices with pharmaceutical companies. Health reform might fix that, but it probably won't. "
Timothy Noah
Pharmaceutical
Fix
Health
" An orthodox belief in big government's inefficiency cannot coexist with an orthodox belief in private industry's inability to compete with big government. "
Timothy Noah
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Belief
Big