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" A college degree was very important for them; it wasn't for me. So I picked English because I'm fluent. I thought it would be the easiest to do. "
Me
Thought
Important
" All my life - middle school, high school - I've always been worried what are people going to think. "
Life
My Life
People
" All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked. "
Humor
Pretty
Relatives
" A lot of being a woman in this business is about how you look... That's not why we're even in this business; that's not what people want from us. We're valuable because we're funny and because we have a voice and a point of view. "
Funny
People
Voice
" As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might as well go full force on it. "
Talk
Well
Go
" As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation. "
Humor
Best
Situation
" Being pretty was always a very big thing growing up. "
Pretty
Growing Up
Growing
" College is good discipline. That's what I learned there: pull an all-nighter, get it done, and get an A. I'm the biggest procrastinator, and I learned how to be an efficient procrastinator. "
Good
Pull
Done
" Everything I write in my show is a collaboration with a team. "
Team
Collaboration
Everything
" Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad City and Amy Schumer. They're killing it. "
Enough
Women
Think
" I always told my parents, 'Just give me till I'm 27 to do comedy, to make it'. "
Comedy
Just
Me
" I am a woman, so I never want to hide that or be like, 'I'm one of the boys,' because I'm not. I am aware of our audience. We always aim for the right combo of not hitting people over head but still getting our message across. "
Hide
Audience
Woman
" I don't feel the same pressure to be perfect up there that I did in the beginning. "
Feel
Same
Beginning
" I don't know what that is because to me, Feb. 14 is Rob Thomas' birthday, and that's only what I acknowledge it as. I just like to celebrate that as Rob Thomas' birthday. "
Like
Me
Know
" If anyone's going to bring about mass extinction, it'll be Donald Trump. "
Going
Extinction
Bring
" I had a guy on Facebook for, like, years just asking if he could PayPal me money, and of course I have to say no when, really, I'm just like, 'Why wouldn't I? He doesn't want anything for it.' "
Want
Say
Money
" I have always been scared of confrontation. My therapist says it stems from my fear of abandonment. "
Always
Been
Scared
" I have to say that it's fun to write for young girls, and it's exciting to know that we're influencing them and they're looking at us like, 'I want to grow up and be like them.' I mean, I just made up the person saying that. "
Say
Saying
Fun
" I just got a new dog, so I was worried that he'd hate the fireworks, and he did, but just because he's not a patriot, not because of the loud sounds. The loud sounds he's fine with - he just hates America. "
New
Dog
America
" I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot because she goes a lot! "
Club
Because
More
" I just want to open people's eyes to different things. "
Different
People
Open
" I knew what I wanted to do, so I was constantly working on material once I got to KU. "
Got
Knew
Material
" I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind. "
Humor
Smile
Like
" I like putting myself in uncomfortable situations. "
Situations
Uncomfortable
Like
" I love what I do, but living in one place for an entire year and not being on the road constantly was glorious. The road lifestyle is not ideal for a woman who's about to be thirty. "
Living
Love
Place
" I'm in a relationship and have never been on Tinder as a single woman, but from what I have seen, I think it is always good to have a picture with an animal to show that you are kind. "
Relationship
Think
Good
" I'm learning that if you put yourself out there and make fun of yourself first, it really does work. People can't really make fun of you. "
Work
People
Learning
" I'm not a bleeding-heart feminist, but I do like to call out that stuff in my act. It's nice when you find a perspective that no one has hit on. "
Like
You
Perspective
" I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. I'm so glad I'm not having kids. "
Anymore
Kids
Having
" I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back. "
Mistakes
Sure
Take
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