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" I always like to get local music when I'm in another country. "
Music
Local
Like
" I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. "
Bad
Goddess
You
" I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do. "
Really
I Can
Being
" I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. "
Afraid
Ability
Me
" I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights. "
Straight
Seven
Most
" I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them. "
Glow
Dark
Away
" I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything. "
American
Hate
More
" I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead. "
Dead
Supposed
Ill
" I never have anything to talk about. "
Talk
Never
Anything
" I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. "
Day
Walking
Remember
" I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for. "
Thursday
Us
Wish
" Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we? "
Entertainment
Stop
Playing
" Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun. "
Experience
Like
Today
" My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out. "
Day
Throw
Since
" Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. "
Parents
Love
Christmas
" Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill. "
Head
Bags
Think
" The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing. "
Guests
Party
Theme
" Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks. "
Time
Two
Last
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