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All Quotes by author - Arthur Baer

" A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it. "

" Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. "

" A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. "

" A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. "

" His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest. "

" His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. "

" If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs. "

" If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. "

" It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins. "

" It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope. "

" It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop. "

" Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf. "

" She's generous to a fault - if it's her own. "

" She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on. "

" The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness. "

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