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" His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. "
" His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest. "
" A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. "
" If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. "
" She's generous to a fault - if it's her own. "
" It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop. "
" Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. "
" Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf. "
" She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on. "
" It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins. "
" A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. "
" If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs. "
" The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness. "
" A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it. "