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All Quotes by author - Dean Martin

" I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. "

" I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "

" If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. "

" I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. "

" I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'. "

" There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. "

" You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. "

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