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" A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. "

" A drunk truck driver ran over me. I was in a Volkswagen. It was horrible. It sounds like a cliche, but anything that doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I give a lot of credit to my dad, who was a very strong guy. "

Robert David Hall

" Advertisers don't want to be ignored, and they are drunk on our data, which is what Google and other large networks are really selling. The ads are almost a by-product; what companies really want to know is what antiperspirant a woman of 25-34 is most likely to purchase after watching 'House of Cards.' "

Jeffrey Zeldman

" After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me. "

" A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart. "

" A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. "

" All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever. "

" Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. "

Ernest Hemingway

" A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it. "

Lyndon B. Johnson

" A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. "

" A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. "

Charlie Chaplin

" An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. "

" And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine. "

Santiago Durango

" An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. "

Ernest Hemingway

" Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time. "

" Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. "

" Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor. "

" Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly. "

William Wycherley

" Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. "

" Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. "

" Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me! "

" Don't be getting sloppy drunk and telling them dirty jokes. "

" Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk. "

" Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside! "

" Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing. "

" Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today. "

" Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. "

" Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other. "

William Tecumseh Sherman

" He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. "

" He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination. "

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