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All Quotes by author - George Gobel

" College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. "

" Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes? "

" Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes? "

" Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? "

" If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. "

" If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. "

" My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. "

" When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye. "

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