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" All the 'Today show' viewer wants, I think, is a friendly face. "
Show
Friendly
Face
" As a catcher, you can't be afraid. You gotta make fast decisions. "
Afraid
Fast
Decisions
" Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray. "
Game
Rules
Home
" Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast. "
Drama
Sports
Run
" Catchers just aren't glamorous. "
Just
Glamorous
" I always loved the signs on the outfield walls, and I'll never forget the one in Philadelphia. It said, 'The Phillies use Lifebuoy soap,' and underneath was scrawled, 'And they still stink.' "
Never Forget
Said
Forget
" I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does. "
Wife
Baseball
Cards
" I know nothing about dogs except that I love them. "
Know
Them
Love
" I'm a small dog guy. I don't want to be pattin' with the big Rottweiler or Great Dane. I like those little guys that jump on your lap and don't knock you over when they do. "
Jump
Dog
Small
" I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring. "
World
Two
Rings
" I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch. "
Game
Think
Watch
" It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. "
Three
Win
Two
" I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.' "
Baseball
Later
Player
" Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. "
Out
Ball
Pitching
" One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. "
Cubs
You
Sports
" The catcher is a groundhog. He's a guy squatting down, digging for the ball in the dirt, and sweating under a pile of uncomfortable protective gear while his knees creak. "
Down
Knees
Uncomfortable
" The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. "
Kangaroo
Off
Skates
" You can call anything a sport if you want. "
You
Anything
Sport
" You have to retire before you can make the Hall of Fame. "
You
Hall
Fame
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