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" I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does. "
Joe Garagiola
Wife
Baseball
Cards
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" Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray. "
Joe Garagiola
Game
Rules
Home
" All the 'Today show' viewer wants, I think, is a friendly face. "
Joe Garagiola
Show
Friendly
Face
" I'm a small dog guy. I don't want to be pattin' with the big Rottweiler or Great Dane. I like those little guys that jump on your lap and don't knock you over when they do. "
Joe Garagiola
Jump
Dog
Small
" As a catcher, you can't be afraid. You gotta make fast decisions. "
Joe Garagiola
Afraid
Fast
Decisions
" I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch. "
Joe Garagiola
Game
Think
Watch
" You have to retire before you can make the Hall of Fame. "
Joe Garagiola
You
Hall
Fame
" I know nothing about dogs except that I love them. "
Joe Garagiola
Know
Them
Love
" Catchers just aren't glamorous. "
Joe Garagiola
Just
Glamorous
" One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. "
Joe Garagiola
Cubs
You
Sports
" I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.' "
Joe Garagiola
Baseball
Later
Player
" You can call anything a sport if you want. "
Joe Garagiola
You
Anything
Sport
" I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring. "
Joe Garagiola
World
Two
Rings
" It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. "
Joe Garagiola
Three
Win
Two
" Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. "
Joe Garagiola
Out
Ball
Pitching
" I always loved the signs on the outfield walls, and I'll never forget the one in Philadelphia. It said, 'The Phillies use Lifebuoy soap,' and underneath was scrawled, 'And they still stink.' "
Joe Garagiola
Never Forget
Said
Forget
" The catcher is a groundhog. He's a guy squatting down, digging for the ball in the dirt, and sweating under a pile of uncomfortable protective gear while his knees creak. "
Joe Garagiola
Down
Knees
Uncomfortable
" Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast. "
Joe Garagiola
Drama
Sports
Run