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" All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it. "
Understand
Money
Me
" As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter... With my friends, I was still an extrovert. "
Real
School
Friends
" Being president looks like the worst job in the world. "
World
Worst
Being
" Bill Clinton fascinates me because, at the time, it seemed like his shenanigans and the people after him were the biggest political stories you could ever imagine. I remember when the 'Starr Report' was published in the newspaper, all of us were reading it in the high-school cafeteria, and a dean started taking the newspapers away from us. "
Reading
Me
People
" Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for. "
Grateful
Home
Long
" I don't make plans anymore. So I'm not living minute to minute. "
Living
Plans
Anymore
" If someone had written a review saying, ''Oh, Hello' is stupid,' we would have said, 'Yeah, it is. You're absolutely right.' That people liked it was extremely cool. "
You
People
Cool
" If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial. "
Doing
Funny
Worth
" I have found that people who really want to work at 'Saturday Night Live' and pursue it get pretty close. You have to be funny - but everyone who works there, it was their dream to work there. So it's kind of nice in that way - there's a lot of people who say, 'I just always wanted to do this, and now I'm doing it.' "
Live
Nice
Night
" I have too many influences to name. I like a wide variety of stuff, which I think has been helpful. I liked every comedian I saw on TV growing up in the '80s. Every comedian. "
Like
Name
Think
" I just watched a ton of comedy and saw a ton of different styles, and eventually you think, 'Oh, yeah, I could be like that.' "
You
Like
Oh
" I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me. "
Funny
Always
Someone
" I like to pace onstage. "
Like
Pace
Onstage
" I look back on being 17 and think, 'Oh my God, how did I not die?' "
How
Back
Look
" I love comedians that dive into politics. I personally don't feel comfortable, with my background, weighing in unless I have a take that I think is funny enough that I would put it in front of an audience. "
Funny
Politics
Think
" I'm pretty self-critical about everything I've ever done: stand-up, 'SNL.' "
Done
Everything
Pretty
" I never knew you were supposed to push off of your feet when you walked. And I tried it, and I walked much faster. "
Your
Push
You
" I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So turning on the crowd is only going to alienate the few people who might like it. What do I do in that situation? Get through it. "
Say
You
People
" I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera. "
Band
Stand
Camera
" I still like to turn on the TV and watch whatever's on. "
Turn
Whatever
Like
" It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?' Because I'm trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up. "
Growing Up
Funny
Day
" It's important to remember that life is a joke, and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don't think comedy should change and become political due to other things. It should just laugh at that cosmic joke that life is all the time. "
Think
Change
Life
" I've seen most of the major, important shows, but I watch them all at once, like movies, so my TV relationships are still with shows like 'Law And Order: SVU,' 'Shark Tank,' and HGTV. "
Important
Movies
Relationships
" Most open-mic experiences I had were okay. "
Most
Experiences
Had
" My childhood was completely dominated by Bill Clinton and the OJ trial. I don't think we had a family dinner where one didn't come up. "
Dinner
Think
Childhood
" My dad is and was very funny and had a really dry sense of humor, which, as a kid, seemed un-fun. But in retrospect, it's kind of hilarious. "
Kind
Sense Of Humor
Kid
" Nick Kroll, A.D. Miles, Chelsea Peretti - those were the people I was always doing open mics with. "
Were
Doing
Miles
" Sometimes I - with comedy, it's like someone liking you in high school. They either do, or they don't. And when they don't, they don't. And that's it. There are no appeals. You show up, and you're like, 'Hi! I'm -' and you stumble, and they're like, 'It's over.' "
Comedy
You
High School
" Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldn't be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it. "
Opinions
Me
Just
" The difficulty of getting a movie made through a major studio is so extreme that when a movie comes out, everyone should give it four stars because it was accomplished. "
Stars
Through
Difficulty
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