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All Quotes by author - Kate O'Brien

" A laugh is a terrible weapon. "

" Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. "

" Hmmm... I never get the answer I think I'm going to get. "

" If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny. "

" If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked. "

" I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings. "

" It's filled with... baking soda. Because it really smells. "

" My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews. "

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