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All Quotes by author - Mark McKinney

" And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me? "

Getting Married

" I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet? "

" I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you. "

" It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off. "

" Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut. "

" Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway. "

" The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy. "

" Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love. "

" Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles! "

" What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet! "

" You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night. "

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