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All Quotes by author - Moon Unit Zappa

" Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get. "

" Gag me with a spoon! "

" How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible. "

" I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't. "

" I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here. "

" If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after. "

" I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself. "

" I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me. "

" I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden. "

" I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic. "

" I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral. "

" I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song. "

" I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat. "

" I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I've been humiliated in. "

" I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne. "

" I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. "

" It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple. "

" I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life. "

" I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage! "

" My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves. "

" My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store. "

" My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated. "

" Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy. "

" The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me. "

" We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one. "

" Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something. "

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