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All Quotes by author - Red Skelton
" All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. "
" Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. "
" Congress: Bingo with billions. "
" Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. "
" God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being. "
" His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. "
" If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. "
" I left home because I was hungry. "
" I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. "
" I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy. "
" Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. "
" No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. "
" Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. "
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