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All Quotes by author - Steve Allen

" Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. "

" Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics. "

" Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. "

" If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow. "

" If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war. "

" In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders. "

" I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. "

" One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations. "

" Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. "

" The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake. "

" Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized. "

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