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" All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead. "
You
People
Hope
" A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal. "
Comedy
People
Brain
" Anyone who does anything creative is always gonna want to change. "
Change
Anything
Want
" Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do? "
Overpaid
Striving
" By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wanted a show business career, but I was suppressing it. "
Time
Business
College
" 'Elf' has become this big holiday movie, and I remember running around the streets of New York in tights saying, 'This could be the last movie I ever make,' and I could never have predicted that it'd become such a popular film. "
Holiday
New
Remember
" Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up. "
Enjoy
Up
Things
" For people who have done comedy after a certain point in time, I think there's a base level of, 'O.K., I think I'm decently funny.' But unless you just have some massive ego, I really think you're still fighting against that. "
Funny
People
Think
" Happens I am very political. I have deep political instincts. "
Happens
I Am
Am
" I always find it actually funny that the analysis is that the characters I play in comedies are the manchild, the adolescent, characters that refuse to grow up. And yet, if you look back in the history of comedy all the way back to the Marx brothers, that's a big part of comedy. "
You
Comedy
Funny
" I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy. "
College
Crazy
Friend
" I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I answered phones. I somehow avoided being a waiter. I knew I wouldn't be able to keep the order straight. I'm not much of a multi-tasker. "
Keep
Phones
Terrible
" I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with 'Lost in Translation' and 'Rushmore.' I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great. "
Night
People
Funny
" I don't know about living on an automatic pilot, but I've had times where I've decided to just test myself and my mettle, and for no good reason other than it's what life is. Even before I was acting, I had, like, one day in high school I decided to just show them my pajamas, just for no good reason. "
Good
Know
Life
" I don't really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks. "
Really
Tom
Aspirations
" If you are going to wrestle a bear, try to stay away from all fish oil products, you know. I mean it's tough for me, because I love to rub myself with salmon oil every day - it's a great conditioner for the hair, skin. "
Day
Great
Hair
" I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business. "
You
Up
Business
" I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously. "
Comedians
Lot
Wanna
" I hate when someone drives my car and resets all the radio presets. I don't understand it. If I was ever driving someone's car, I would never touch the things that were set. "
Hate
Understand
Car
" I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. "
Time
Funny
Right
" I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny. "
You
Comedy
People
" I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24. "
College
Years
Three
" I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn't come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water. "
Free
School
Time
" I live by 'Earnin' and burnin'.' Meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That's the way I live my life. "
My Life
Money
Meaning
" I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot. "
Playing
Love
Looks
" I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. "
Thai
Love
Gourmet
" I'm a Cancer; I'm music-passionate. I like long walks on the beach. "
Walks
Long
Like
" I'm a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers - who, oddly enough, wouldn't get elected today - were Progressives. "
Today
Progressive
Enough
" I'm a selective pack rat. There's some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly. "
Things
Some
Rat
" I might be more fluent in Swedish than I am in Spanish. My wife speaks it to our kids, and they're fluent so I hear it all the time, so I've got that under my belt. "
I Am
More
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