Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny. "

Related Quotes:

" I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me. "

Ellen DeGeneres

" I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. "

Hillary Clinton

" I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with 'Lost in Translation' and 'Rushmore.' I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great. "

" There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. "

Douglas Coupland

" It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you're not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there's nothing I can do to stop it. "

" Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "

" When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season. "

" What's another word for Thesaurus? "

" I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. "

" It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. "

Gilbert K. Chesterton

" I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me. "

" I'm a selective pack rat. There's some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly. "

" A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it. "

" I'm not that good looking. That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. "

" I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. "

Political Party

" I like children - fried. "

" My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. "

" From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. "

" Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. "

" My kind of wanting to be funny didn't come from need, necessarily. The closest I can analyze it is that it was an easy way to make friends, I found out. It was just a great kind of social tool. "

" I look out at the stadiums full of people and see them all knowing the words to songs I wrote. And curling their hair! I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. And wonderful. "

" Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. "

Shaquille O'Neal

" When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. "

" We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know? "

" I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. "

Moon Unit Zappa

" Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. "

" I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone? "

" I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. "

" Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. "

" A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. "