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" A system of thought that accepts no inconsistencies is a frightful thing. "
Howard Jacobson
Accepts
Thought
Thing
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" Trawl through the world of blogs and tweets, and you will find readers complaining when they stumble upon a word they don't recognise, an attitude that doesn't accord with their own, a passage of thought they find hard work, a joke they don't get or of which they don't approve. "
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You
" I am enthralled until the last ball Djokovic hits, and the moment it is over and he is on his knees eating grass, I sink into my chair, cannot believe I have spent another fleeting fortnight of the few summers I have left caring about the outcome of contests I will have forgotten in the blink of an eye, and begin to question my sanity. "
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Believe
I Am
Moment
" Looking back, I realise it wasn't only gym I dreaded at school. Every class was a torment. It wasn't knowledge I objected to but instruction. Why couldn't they just tell us what books to read and leave us to get on and read them? "
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Looking Back
Looking
Knowledge
" Artless fairy stories enchant us in our first years and retain their hold on us until our last. "
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Stories
Us
Years
" If the great thing about the Internet is that it throws wide the doors of discussion to everyone, the bad thing about the Internet is that it throws wide the doors of discussion to everyone. "
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Bad
Discussion
Doors
" For a lot of readers these days, a book is something you have to agree or disagree with. But you can't agree with a novel. For my generation, it was assumed that a book is a dramatic thing, that the eye of the book is not telling you what to think. "
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Days
You
Think
" That a nation's statuary will reflect beliefs and attitudes that are no longer current or congenial hardly needs arguing. In most instances, it doesn't at all imply a continuing reverence. "
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Reflect
Will
Arguing
" If we declare ourselves, as readers, to be on the side of life, the question has to be asked what sort of life we are on the side of. "
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Life
Question
Side
" As for 'Great Expectations', it is up there for me with the world's greatest novels, not least as it vindicates plot as no other novel I can think of does, since what there is to find out is not coincidence or happenstance but the profoundest moral truth. "
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Truth
World
Think
" For my own poor part, I go to great lengths to keep my nostrils sightly. "
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Own
Go
Great
" In anticipation of a meal - supposing we are with the ideal companion at the best table in the perfect restaurant - we might indeed postpone sadness. And maybe even halfway through, we will remain in tolerably high spirits, with dessert still to come. But as we near the end of eating, we begin to feel anticipatory twinges of anticlimax. "
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Perfect
Restaurant
End
" I've always felt as much outside the Jewish experience as in it. It astonished my family that I wrote about things Jewish. "
Howard Jacobson
Outside
Family
Experience
" I've never owned a T-shirt. I don't like vests or sweaters or cardies with zips. I like a proper shirt with a collar. There's nothing else that I think I look nice in. I don't think there's anything else that other men look nice in, to be honest. Things with words on! Can you imagine? On grown-ups! Words are to make books with. "
Howard Jacobson
Nice
Words
Look
" When people speak to me of the torment of writing, I can think only of what it was like before I wrote: once writing meant writing and not thinking about writing, I knew nothing of any torment. "
Howard Jacobson
People
Writing
Me
" Rejection is the one constant of human experience. "
Howard Jacobson
Constant
Rejection
Human
" I like a singalong. And I'm a bit of a sentimentalist for the past myself. "
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Bit
Myself
Like
" I won't go so far as to say that novels sell in inverse proportion to their worth, for just occasionally, someone like Dickens or George Eliot comes along to prove the opposite. "
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Someone
Go
Like
" You can have your country and be pleased to welcome others to it. You can have your country and still enjoy living elsewhere. "
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Country
Enjoy
Living
" Alone of prejudices, anti-Zionism is sacrosanct. How very dare we distinguish the motivation of one sort from another? Or question, in any instance, an anti-Zionist's good faith? In fact, what determines whether anti-Zionism is anti-Semitic is the nature of it. "
Howard Jacobson
Nature
Alone
Faith
" If you want a good life, don't succeed at anything too early or too well. And don't choose a profession that attracts money or attention. The minute people want to see you doing what you do, you're finished. "
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You
Succeed
People
" My mother's side taught me to be a little bit afraid of everything. For a long time, I was quiet and cautious. But shyness makes you notice other people's excruciations and feel for them. I think that made a writer of me. "
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People
Mother
Me
" I've always said if a woman is looking for a good husband, she should go for a Jewish man past 60. Jewish men are essentially brought up to love women. Then you rebel against that and become a bit of a bastard. Then at 60, you revert. "
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Good
Man
Men
" Literature is a house with many mansions. "
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Many
House
Literature
" In my experience, every book you write changes the conditions in which you write the next. "
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Experience
Changes
Book
" You don't remember people you love by the wise things they say but the silly things they do. "
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You
Silly
Love
" Nothing is more interesting in a novel or a play than an affair. "
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Interesting
Affair
Play
" I always, always wanted to be a writer. "
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Always
Writer
Wanted
" Sentimentality works by our seeing only what we want to see. "
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Our
Only
Works
" Economics is not a science; it is a quasi-religion: part superstition, part mystique, part sentimentality. Bankers dream like other men, the only difference being that when their dreams turn to nightmares, we all lose sleep. There can be no trusting the muttering of any prelate when it comes to money. "
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Men
Sleep
Science