Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" Nothing is more interesting in a novel or a play than an affair. "
Howard Jacobson
Interesting
Affair
Play
Related Quotes:
" When I see ultra-Orthodox Jews stamping all over Jaffa, or when I see them deciding who is a Jew, I think: 'What's happened to the grand dream of Zionism?' I don't like to see ultra-Orthodox Jews in Israel. What's wrong with Manchester? "
Howard Jacobson
See
Over
Wrong
" The painter Sidney Nolan once told me I tried too hard. Advice I've been trying hard to follow ever since. "
Howard Jacobson
Advice
Me
Tried
" When demagogues and dictators ban art, this is the reason: art is the great solvent of obedient fundamentalism. "
Howard Jacobson
Reason
Art
Dictators
" I am happiest now. There's nothing like running out of time to make you realise you're in the right skin, with the right person, and that the Apocalypse will happen with or without you. "
Howard Jacobson
Right Person
Time
Skin
" A healthy culture doesn't memorialise only those it agrees with. "
Howard Jacobson
Only
Healthy
Culture
" If the great thing about the Internet is that it throws wide the doors of discussion to everyone, the bad thing about the Internet is that it throws wide the doors of discussion to everyone. "
Howard Jacobson
Bad
Discussion
Doors
" No good writer ever merely cheered us up. But there's an unblinking stare into the darkness of things we have to go elsewhere to find. Jane Austen was made of strong stuff. She was too satiric for D. H. Lawrence's taste and too unforgiving for Kingsley Amis's, but you would still not call her hellish. "
Howard Jacobson
Darkness
She
Good
" I would rise, monk-like, at 6 A.M., speak to no one, make tea, and go immediately to my desk from which I didn't move until frills appeared around the edges of my eyes or I heard the sound of a wine bottle being uncorked. It would give the wrong impression to describe these as Writing Days. "
Howard Jacobson
Tea
Wine
Writing
" I think one of the main reasons I write is to do better than ranting. The ranting is the opinion, and the writing is not the opinion. I always say that people's opinions are the worst things about them. The words demand a dignity. "
Howard Jacobson
Think
Words
Writing
" My mother's side taught me to be a little bit afraid of everything. For a long time, I was quiet and cautious. But shyness makes you notice other people's excruciations and feel for them. I think that made a writer of me. "
Howard Jacobson
People
Mother
Me
" As for 'Great Expectations', it is up there for me with the world's greatest novels, not least as it vindicates plot as no other novel I can think of does, since what there is to find out is not coincidence or happenstance but the profoundest moral truth. "
Howard Jacobson
Truth
World
Think
" Again and again, Primo Levi's work is described as indispensable, essential, necessary. None of those terms overstate the case, but they do prepare readers new to Levi for a forbiddingly educative experience, making him a writer unlike all others and the experience of reading him a chore. Which it isn't. "
Howard Jacobson
Reading
New
Experience
" As soon as I finished 'The Finkler Question,' I was in despair. I'd changed my English publisher because they'd been lukewarm about it and not offered enough money. The American publisher didn't like it. The Canadian publisher didn't like it... I'd been bleeding readers since my first novel, and I could see my own career going down. "
Howard Jacobson
Career
Down
Enough
" Sometimes it's best to speak from ignorance: that way, you can see the wood without being distracted by the trees. "
Howard Jacobson
Trees
Wood
You
" Alarm bells ring when a politician stands haughty upon his honour. "
Howard Jacobson
Ring
Bells
Alarm
" Many a woman has suffered at the hands of a Paul Morel. There's more than one way of being brutal. "
Howard Jacobson
Being
More
Hands
" Love is a brainworm. "
Howard Jacobson
Love
Love Is
" I won't go so far as to say that novels sell in inverse proportion to their worth, for just occasionally, someone like Dickens or George Eliot comes along to prove the opposite. "
Howard Jacobson
Someone
Go
Like
" You don't divorce simply because your spouse has a number of qualities you dislike and on occasions makes your life uncomfortable. If you are reasonable, you view divorce as a measure of last resort. There are many steps you can take in the meantime. You might even call in a trained mediator. "
Howard Jacobson
View
You
Measure
" If something or someone is being banned, I want to be among the first to know about it. "
Howard Jacobson
Know
First
Want
" I recall waking to the realisation that I was the best table tennis player under 17 in north Manchester and parts of Bury. The satisfaction lasted for half an hour before I saw into the nothingness of things. "
Howard Jacobson
Half
Best
Tennis
" For me a Writing Day was an occasion for self-reproach and panic, a time to lament the passing of the years, stare out of windows and remember that even those famous late starters Joseph Conrad and George Eliot had started by the age I was now. "
Howard Jacobson
Writing
Me
Famous
" Sentimentality works by our seeing only what we want to see. "
Howard Jacobson
Our
Only
Works
" Non-conformity has always been one of the great British virtues, and that includes non-conformity to things British. "
Howard Jacobson
Virtues
Always
Great
" One of the great things about us Jews is that we tell the best jokes. Part of the reason is we tell jokes against ourselves - before anyone else gets to do it. "
Howard Jacobson
Great Things
Jokes
Great
" Things go bad after a divorce and often stay that way. It is rare for the parties to return placidly to a time before they met. A bitterness lingers on. Those who call this our Independence Day, fantasising of returning to a never-never time before they married, when they were free, easy, single, and master of their fate, are delusional. "
Howard Jacobson
Time
Fate
Day
" It would be nice if we could all agree to this proposition: popularity is not the same as achievement. "
Howard Jacobson
Achievement
Agree
Nice
" Although, from the point of view of sociology, the overt ambition of 'American Pastoral' - to imagine the impact on a good man of America's fall from the family decencies of the '30s and '40s to the self-centred violence of the '60s - outstrips anything Sabbath's Theater attempts, the writing is no less fervid an excurse into the writer's mind. "
Howard Jacobson
Fall
Family
Good
" There is a shop close to where I live, outside which, on certain nights of the month - I've no idea if the transit of the moon determines precisely when - fans of designer skateboards queue from early evening in order - well in order, I presume - to be among the first to jump on a skateboard when the shop opens in the morning. "
Howard Jacobson
Moon
Live
Evening
" I am in denial about sport. I refuse to accept that I watch it. I am not the kind of man who watches sport. "
Howard Jacobson
Watch
Watches
Kind