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" A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' "

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" With each year I experience, I become more relaxed. I know now what is important to listen to and what to ignore. You only get that with age. "

Caster Semenya

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" A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world. "

" Everyone talks about age, but it's not about age. It's about work ethic. Winning never gets old. "

" As technology advances, it reverses the characteristics of every situation again and again. The age of automation is going to be the age of 'do it yourself.' "

" I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age. "

" Age carries all things away, even the mind. "

" Old age is just a record of one's whole life. "

" You've gotta understand that with branding and the way things are promoted, in our day and age, your older movie stars are not reachable or accessible because they're not a part of the whole social media world. "

" At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment. "

" Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. "

" I hope I'll die on stage at the age at 105, playing Peter Pan. "

" Life, an age to the miserable, and a moment to the happy. "

" The fact that I've lived this long is not really an achievement. Time passes; we age... it's natural. This is why it annoys me when a person watches a movie and tells me that it was 'time pass.' Would time not have passed if he hadn't watched the film? "

Kamal Haasan

Age

Achievement

" For me, it's always been draining to be around people for too long because I'm naturally a pretty expressionless person. From an early age, I found being alone incredibly liberating. "

" As far as my mindset changing, I see myself having more empathy in my older age. "

" There are certain age limits on police officers. They'd have retired me out at 65. "

" So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.' "

" One of the great challenges of our age, in which the tools of our productivity are also the tools of our leisure, is to figure out how to make more useful those moments of procrastination when we're idling in front of our computer screens. "

" I'm often in the company of adults, so it's nice to meet girls my age or younger. "

" One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young. "

" Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago. "

" I wasn't a jock in school, and by the 10th grade, when I was in boarding school I was carrying water buckets for the girls' hockey team. I was the kid with long hair and glasses and acne trying to learn how to play guitar and piano in the music center. I was not an athlete past the age of 13 or 14 when they start throwing the ball really fast. "

" In an age when so many groups are rolling out restaurants faster than your local baker makes donuts, my goal is that each restaurant feels hand-crafted. That they have their own soul. "

" New Age values are conscious evolution, a non-sectarian society, a non-military culture, global sharing, healing the environment, sustainable economies, self-determination, social justice, economic empowerment of the poor, love, compassion in action, going beyond religious fundamentalism, going beyond nationalism-extreme nationalism, culture. "

" The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it grants to our sense of smell by the ferocity with which it assails our sense of hearing. "

" At school, up to the age of sixteen, I found history boring, for we were studying the Industrial Revolution, which was all about Acts, Trade Unions and the factory system, and I wanted to know about people, because it is people who make history. "

" People say women shouldn't have long hair over a certain age, but I've never done what everyone says. "

" There is an anti-aging possibility, but it has to come from within. "

" Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. "

" A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer. "

Mignon McLaughlin

Her

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