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" Amy Poehler, Amy Sedaris - they're both genius. "

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" Anything traumatic in my life I've always dealt with through jokes and comedy. "

" All I really wanted to be was a working actor. "

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" Even more than getting married or having kids, I found losing a parent is what thrusts you into adulthood. For me it was. That was when the Earth tilted on its axis, and there was a paradigm shift, and I felt like a different person. "

" At my core, I'm a Midwesterner. "

" Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything. "

" I used to ask my mom to try and shave my head on the sides to give me a receding hairline because Adam Ant had one. "

" Alex Smith is - I think he is a winner, and he's a smart quarterback, and I'm a fan of his. "

" I'm not actively seeking stardom. I just go to auditions, and I knock on wood. "

" I find many of the people that I've worked with to be incredibly funny. "

" Kiss is a super - they are total businessmen. They pride themselves on it. "

" I was never much into knights and sorcery and that kind of thing. It's not because I was into anything cooler. I certainly wasn't. I played with LEGOs. I played with LEGOs way past when most people played with LEGOs. "

" I think there's something kind of good about growing up in a place you know is not the cool place to be. I think it's good for your head. "

" 'Ant-Man' was a genre, I guess, that I hadn't really tackled before. "

" Looking back, I'm really happy with the choices I've made in my career. I know for a fact I could be wealthier. Who knows, maybe I could be more successful, maybe not. I don't know. But just about every single thing I've ever done I've gone into with the right intentions, and that goes a long way. "

" I love straight guys that seem gay. I'm a little like that. "

" There's a very specific thing you can do to get in magazines. I'm much happier to just show up and do the job. I haven't taken the active approach to making myself a star. I haven't been in a blockbuster. "

" The truth is, there are so many terrific places in New York because it's the greatest city in the world, and there are so many fascinating places to see that, frankly, it's humbling. "

" If someone made fun of me, I'd be bummed out. But I'd play it like I thought it was hilarious. "

" I always try and hold to that saying, 'I want to work on things I'd want to see.' The vast majority, that's been true. "

" I'm not that nice - it's one of those things that reveals itself over time. You could talk to people who know me well; they could give you a laundry list. Except they probably wouldn't because they're petrified. "

" I'm, uh, not proud to say it - I play fantasy baseball. It's, like, the dorkiest thing ever. "

" I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes. "

" There is something about growing up in the Midwest that gives a different kind of sensibility. But if I'm feeling insecure, the smiles and politeness get upped a notch, and maybe that isn't totally reflective of how I'm feeling on the inside. "

" I'm a big fan of not working. "

" There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good. "

" I used to live next door to a farm, so every day for awhile, I used to walk over and fed the cows, when I was in school. This was weird because I lived in sort of a subdivision, but this one holdout in our neighborhood in Kansas still had a farm. "

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" Growing up, I was certainly drawn to comedy, but my goal was just to be as well-rounded an actor as possible. I really liked Daniel Day-Lewis, and I thought, 'Oh, he's a good guy to try and emulate.' "